{"id":8,"date":"2016-02-08T00:49:36","date_gmt":"2016-02-08T00:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/?p=8"},"modified":"2016-02-15T23:23:43","modified_gmt":"2016-02-15T23:23:43","slug":"doggy-complains-about-the-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/doggy-complains-about-the-lawn\/","title":{"rendered":"Janey complains about the lawn."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_9\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9\" style=\"width: 612px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-9\" src=\"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/1010012web-300x221.jpg\" alt=\"doggy\" width=\"612\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/1010012web-300x221.jpg 300w, https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/1010012web-768x564.jpg 768w, https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/1010012web.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Janey complaining about the lawn.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Janey not very impressed with the state of the lawn. Especially the yellow bits.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook at the state of this lawn. You\u2019ll have to sort it out. There\u2019s all yellow patches appearing from somewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Janey not very impressed with the state of the lawn. Especially the yellow bits. \u201cLook at the state of this lawn. You\u2019ll have to sort it out. There\u2019s all yellow patches appearing from somewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[7,12,8],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-news","tag-doggy","tag-janey","tag-lawn","post_format-post-format-image"],"blocksy_meta":{"styles_descriptor":{"styles":{"desktop":"","tablet":"","mobile":""},"google_fonts":[],"version":8}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twinconkers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}